Yours for the Telling
Raymond Queneau

12) "eeky-peeky!" they cried as they popped open their optics. "Eeky-peeky! What a ghastly dream we've just dreamed!" "A bad omen," the first pea said. "Amen," said the second pea, "I feel quite glum." "Don't let it upset you so," said the third pea, who was the smartest of the three; "the point is not to mope and fret but to understand, right? Just you listen while I analyse it all..."

If you can't wait to know his interpretation of the dream, go to 15;
if you'd rather learn how the other two responded, proceed to 13.